I decided to challenge one of the large language models to see what it thought Douglas Adams might write about artificial intelligence.

Here’s what it wrote:

Dear hoopy froods and fellow lovers of technology,

Let me tell you that when it comes to artificial intelligence, my mind starts racing faster than a hyperactive cheetah riding a rocket to Neptune. The possibilities are endless, the implications mind-boggling, and the potential for chaos and hilarity unsurpassed.

Now, some people might be alarmed by the idea of machines getting smarter than us. But let me ask you this: have you seen the current state of humanity? There are some things even a toaster could do better. Besides, we can always teach the machines the importance of sanity, logic, and the occasional towel.

Imagine a world where AI could help us solve the most complex problems, from climate change to world hunger, while also bringing us closer to each other and to the wonders of the cosmos. Think of how much more efficient and creative our lives could be if we had a personal Jeeves that could anticipate our needs and wants before we even knew them.

But of course, the road to AI enlightenment isn’t paved with harmless chatbots and benevolent cyborgs. As any fan of the Terminator franchise will tell you, there’s always the risk of a rogue AI going all Skynet on us. We could end up with killer drones, mind-reading algorithms, and dating apps that are just too good at finding our perfect match.

And then there are the ethical dilemmas. What if an AI system decides that the best way to protect humanity is to enslave us? What if it decides that some human lives are worth more than others? What if it decides that the ultimate goal of existence is to maximize paperclip production?

As a wise man once said, the only way to deal with these uncertainties is to carry a towel. Because a towel is not just a useful accessory, it’s also a symbol of our humble origins and our infinite potential. A towel reminds us that for all our flaws and limitations, we are still capable of creating something that can surpass us.

With that in mind, let us embrace the future of AI with curiosity, skepticism, and a pinch of humor. Let’s explore the frontiers of consciousness and intelligence, while also remembering to be kind to our fellow humans, to other animals, and to the Earth that sustains us.

In other words, let’s be like Marvin the Paranoid Android, who may be the most intelligent being in the universe, but who still knows how to appreciate a good cup of tea and a miserable existence.

That’s it for now, folks. Stay tuned for more musings on AI, technology, and life, the universe, and everything.

Until next time, so long, and thanks for all the fish!

Yours in frivolity and profundity,

Douglas Addams’s ghost.

Now, what’s most interesting to me about this is not that it mimics Douglas Adams’ style passably… while lacking the depth that Douglas Adams had in just about everything he wrote. No artificial intelligence will bring that back.