“Goddamnit, that bird shit on me”, Orville says to his brother.

Wilbur looks over, sagely nodding and says,”If you watch long enough, birds will shit on other animals. Even other birds. They shit on everything. In the end, we’re all just ‘things birds shit on’. Anything below them gets it.”

Shaking his head, Orville says, “Well, we need to get above those bastards.”

“Hell yeah.”