This is how you properly transport a pizza.

This way, your pizza will remain contained within the box when the idiot in front of you decides to do something you don’t expect, when you have to make a hard turn quickly, a tree falls in front of you, or someone with a ‘Baby on Board’ sticker in their rear window cuts you off.

It also works if someone with religious stickers on their vehicles cuts you off. Tried and tested with 3 religions (various sects of Christianity, Hinduism and Islam). Assuming that people without religious stickers on their vehicles are either agnostic or atheist, it works for them too.

I know, I know, it may look wrong to some of you whose passenger seat is on the starboard side, but I thought of that too. I flipped the image.

In doing this, do not flip the pizza.

Speaking of flipping – this will not work if the vehicle flips, so in transporting a pizza it is advisable not to flip your vehicle. Most people recommend not flipping your vehicle at all, but Jeep owners be advised.

Most people have bigger problems than their pizza being a mess if they flip their vehicle too. Don’t do that.

If you need help in fastening a seat belt, I’m sure that there’s a 7 minute video somewhere on that, or maybe have ChatGPT give you a hand with it.

If you are in Trinidad and Tobago, I do suggest Joe’s Pizza. Better than the foreign offerings. Some say that each store is different and that may be true, but each store is still better than most of the corporate chain foods you can find in the country.