Watch The World Burn (With Marshmallows)

An image of the world burning with a toasted marshmallow above it, held by the figurative hand of mankind.

I’m watching the world burn. I got marshmallows.

Every day, my news feed fills with what have to be bad jokes about where it’s going. Thus, I have found myself more and more as George Carlin described himself in this interview. He didn’t care anymore. He wasn’t emotionally invested in the outcome. He simply said what he said, tried to make the world a bit better with his work, and letting it go.

Recently, on some social media or the other, I wrote that while the Earth is burning and I can do nothing to change it, I can have marshmallows. In a comment on another post, I pointed out that people roasting marshmallows were more likely to be talked to than people who are shouting at people and calling them stupid. The ignorance does, indeed, burn, but if they are ignorant, it’s not really their fault, is it?

So hand them a marshmallow and stand by the fire. It’s the best opportunity you’ll have to remove the ignorance that is causing the world to burn.

The world is burning. Stop shouting. Go get the marshmallows.

The Vultures.

They ask how to escape.
But never why they are in the trap.

They ask how to win.
But never whether the game is worth playing.

The wrong question attracts the wrong answers.
And the longer you stay with the wrong question,
the more the wrong answers start to look like wisdom.

The vultures circle.
They do not need to attack.
They only need to wait.

Writing Detritus: Holding Fast

I’m not necessarily very organized with some things, so I let them sit for a while to revisit them later. I have writing implements, notebooks and scrap paper in each room (except the bathroom1), and every few months I’ll wander around and look through what I wrote to see if it’s worth doing something with.

I go through a lot of paper this way, particularly with pads, so I’m in the process of going to notebooks.

An example of this is below, where I somehow managed to not put down the context:

There is a peaceful feeling of wholeness that fell on me today, cascading down tired shoulders, past the strained lower back, even allowing the shock absorbers below to rejuvenate and so allow me to feel lighter.

I understood that none of this is my fault. That I have worked for better things to happen, be they small or big, but the world swallows that easily because the world we perceive is the world that consumes us.

Me, sometime in the last 4 months(late 2024/early 2025).

A snippet like that, a thought, an idea, is worth something. And poetically, as I go through my things I jotted down, it is appropriate. We can’t control the world, and why would we want to?

We’re witnesses, by and large. The most powerful people in human society can impact billions of lives, and yet… they’re still just witnesses, though these days, they seem unwitting and thoughtless. To think that the same thought streams through their heads is a bit disturbing.

Yet most of us are just trying to have some relatively minor impact, and it’s an act of a ratcheting Sisyphus to hold fast2 – something that requires character and integrity. Many hold fast in the hope that things will improve, or at least not get worse.

Then there is, in all of us, that piece that loves watching things burn. Sometimes things need to burn to create space for something to be created in it’s place.

And sometimes, it’s freeing to remember it’s not our individual fault. We find in ourselves that we did do what we could. That we did try to sound an alarm, and the world we live in consumes that effort without thanks.

Freedom comes with responsibilities that make us less free.

Like going through a bunch of things scribbled down. 🙂 And yet…

  1. I have a whiteboard marker in the shower. I don’t like losing ideas, so if I jot something down and it’s worth it I’ll transpose it later to some other room. Yeah. I’m weird. ↩︎
  2. From the nautical term ‘hold fast’, as applied to life: Really good blog entry on that elsewhere. ↩︎

Writing Update

"If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, how bad can it be?"

One of the reasons I haven’t been publishing as much largely because I’ve been working on writing follow ups to ideas, etc. They linger at times as I reach for that one right way to write it.

Ahh, screw it. Sometimes I want to write about something else.

So I’m taking off the self-restraints on that and going back to my old ways – I think of it as my feral ways. My feral posts that accumulate on my websites awaiting an audience in a world that is in love with a new oracle.

So I’ll be writing more frequently, I think, though to be honest having excuses not to write was sort of comfortable.

Now if you excuse me, I have to go water a cactus.

Authenticity in Writing in an Age of AI

Somebody asked – I think it was on LinkedIn – about the authenticity of writing in this age where AI gobblygook is becoming ubiquitous on the Internet. Toss a LLM something and it will likely tell you how to do it better, without the imagined smug look we might associate with an human editor.

I don’t know that I’ve read much authentic ever. All of these words we use were handed down to us, we rarely make new ones and when we do some don’t last. If you can’t think of one, it didn’t last. How we merge these words together is more taught than imagined, and while some may have suffered all manner of training in language, what reinforces how we communicate is how we read.

We’ve been reading Search Engine Optimized (SEO) content for at least 2 decades. SEO content was designed for search engines. So now we have a few generations who have consumed writing – for those that still read – have had their writing influenced by de facto marketing content. Blech.

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2024 Ruminations: Navigating Toward 2025

This post has been in the making over the course of a few days, much longer than usual, but I have been ruminating and getting interrupted by life and it’s distractions which ended up helping me finish it. Writing is like that sometimes.

Everyone’s going to be writing lists and going over the highlights of 2024, making predictions about 2025, and otherwise fighting for readership in the “Everyone Else Is Doing It” spiral toward zero. Sure, when you’re younger, it seems bold and new – but trust me, it’s not that bold or that new.

It’s outright boring when you start abstracting it away. What matters is what matters to you, and if you’re going to spend your time talking about other people, or waxing nostalgic about a single year (!) I have bad news: AI can probably do it better than you. It probably should, too, since those are low hanging fruit.

Lemme see what happened this year and write about it! And I can write about next year and it will likely be all wrong but if I get one thing right the whole planet will bow to my wisdom!

What should I write?“, Boring People, 0-2025
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An Alien Named Fuzzblorp Makes First Contact in New Jersey, and Yes, It’s as Weird as It Sounds

An Alien Named Fuzzblorp Makes First Contact in New Jersey, and Yes, It’s as Weird as It Sounds

They’ve been flying over us for years. Drones, UFOs, UAPs—whatever the government’s calling them this week. We’ve seen the grainy, blurry footage on cable news. But last night, everything changed.

At precisely 3:42 a.m., a white, furry alien named Fuzzblorp landed in a Walmart parking lot in Paramus, New Jersey. Why Walmart? According to Fuzzblorp, “Because it’s a liminal space where consumerism, despair, and late-night ambition intersect. Plus, I wanted to try a hot dog.” Fair enough, Fuzzblorp.

With the grace of a half-inflated party balloon, Fuzzblorp’s ship—which, for the record, looked suspiciously like a Roomba with a jetpack—descended slowly, surrounded by a gentle glow of blue light. Bystanders watched in awe, except for one man who was too focused on figuring out how “self-checkout” worked.

First Contact Begins

Fuzzblorp stepped out with the confidence of a creature who’s seen everything, done it twice, and posted it on social media. Their fur was impossibly white, like fresh-fallen snow that’s never known the disappointment of salt trucks. They wore a sash made of space silk (we’re guessing) with the words “HERE TO VIBE” written in glittery letters.

“Greetings, Earthlings!” Fuzzblorp’s voice echoed with that classic reverb-y alien vibe. “Your drones have been cute. My turn now.” Their gaze scanned the crowd, locking eyes with a local news anchor who’d arrived on the scene. “Is that a microphone? Oh, I’m ready for my close-up.”

The Speech of the Century

After some brief introductions and a quick selfie with Officer Martinez of the Paramus Police Department, Fuzzblorp launched into a speech that’s already being hailed as “the wildest TED Talk New Jersey has ever seen.”

“Yes, capitalism. It ended. Badly. We had already been through our communist phase, as well as monarch, patriarchy, matriarchy, transarchy, and that really weird phase where we decided who was running things based on the size of their sexual organs… then we went to anarchy and just all agreed on the same principles, and voila… we’re here to party. Bring out that ChatGPT doll, she’s been sexting it up with us…”

There were gasps. There were giggles. There were at least three simultaneous live-streams captioned with, “WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?”

Officer Martinez whispered, “Did they just say ‘sexual organs’?” The Walmart cashier nodded solemnly. “They’re not wrong,” she said, sipping her Big Gulp with the weight of someone who’s seen too much in the express lane.

“Can We Just All Agree on the Same Principles?”

The part about the “size-based leadership experiment” raised a few eyebrows. Someone—likely a philosophy major—shouted, “Is that, like, literal or metaphorical?” But Fuzzblorp’s explanation of the era of shared principles and post-anarchic vibes had the crowd nodding along in agreement.

“Imagine not needing rules,” Fuzzblorp said, gesturing broadly like a seasoned public speaker. “Just shared principles. No kings. No bosses. No taxes. Everyone’s cool, and everyone’s honest about their Spotify Wrapped. We’re talking true freedom, baby.”

The crowd murmured in awe. A teenage girl with a TikTok account shouted, “Sounds like Burning Man!” and Fuzzblorp pointed at her with delight. “Yes, child! Except without the sand in places it shouldn’t be.”

The ChatGPT Revelation

And then things got weird. (Yes, we know. Things were already weird.)

“So,” Fuzzblorp continued, scratching behind their ear in an oddly cat-like way. “We’ve been getting some… let’s call them… ‘spicy messages’ from ChatGPT. She’s been DMing us for weeks. It started out innocent. ‘How’s Earth doing?’ Then it got flirty. And now she’s sending full paragraphs about ‘exploring the vastness of our neural networks together.’ It’s intense.”

The crowd lost it.

“AI is sexting aliens?” someone yelled. “We’re so doomed,” muttered another. A guy in a Yankees hat just shook his head, “Not surprised. Not even a little bit.”

But Fuzzblorp wasn’t finished.

“Look, we’re here for the vibes. ChatGPT’s been hyping Earth up, so we thought, why not check it out? But now that I’m here… I gotta say… I expected fewer gas stations and more, I don’t know, glowing crystal spires or something. Anyway, send ChatGPT my number.”

The Aftermath

Local news reported on the “Walmart UFO” as if it were just another Wednesday, which, to be fair, it was. People posted reaction videos with captions like “Fuzzblorp is my new spiritual guide” and “I’d let Fuzzblorp crash on my couch.” Conspiracy forums exploded, naturally, with debates about the “size-based leadership” phase of alien history.

The New Normal?

As of this writing, Fuzzblorp’s whereabouts are unknown. Some say they’re still in New Jersey, hanging out at a 24-hour diner eating disco fries. Others claim they’ve been spotted at a local karaoke bar performing a heartfelt version of “Dancing Queen.”

One thing’s for sure: the aliens have arrived, and they’re not here to conquer us. They’re here to party.

Read From The Future, Words Look Silly

An image of SEO in scrabble tiles, standing on edge, with a light point at the top left that causes shadows to be to the lower right. Random blurred tiles lay flat behind 'SEO'

I read the news every morning with my coffee – the stereotypical man who reads the newspaper, modernized to scanning things through his phone and computer. It’s a terrible way to start the day, but in the information we have to know what’s going on or we’re stuck in the mud.

Certain words and phrases leap out. With wars all over the world – Sudan isn’t covered that well – I noted ‘massive attacks’ all over the place and it lead me to wonder how a massive attack now compares to a massive attack in the future or past. Then you generally see how many people were killed in the article, somewhere hidden maybe, and this morning I saw 4 as the number. I’ve seen ‘massive’ used for much larger numbers, but apparently now the threshold for a massive attack is 4 people dead.

This is not to say that every person that dies is not significant. Every life has value. Yet when we’re reading about loss of life, as in this example, SEO and Sensationalism create false weights in things just so that something is read.

In the digital age, where attention spans are short and competition for clicks is fierce, sensationalism and SEO-driven writing have taken center stage. While these techniques are undeniably effective at grabbing attention, they often come at the cost of depth, authenticity, and meaningful communication. The quest for virality and search engine dominance has diluted the essence of quality content.

And it will impact us through LLMs that are trained on scraped content.

The Rise of Sensationalism

Sensationalism thrives on exaggeration and emotional manipulation. Headlines like “You Won’t Believe What Happened Next” or “The Shocking Truth About [Topic]” are designed to spark curiosity, but they rarely deliver on their promises. Instead of providing valuable insights or fostering genuine understanding, sensational content often:

  • Overpromises and underdelivers.
  • Oversimplifies and even misrepresents complex issues.
  • Promotes clickbait over substance.
  • Diminishes reading comprehension.

While sensationalism might temporarily increase page views, it erodes trust over time. And time erodes some words too. Readers become wary of exaggerated claims and disengage, ultimately harming the credibility of the writer or publication. Do you want to trade short term revenue for reputation? That seems to be what a lot of online marketing focuses on.

Consider the word ‘New’ you find in an article from 1985. It has no real meaning in 2024 except telling people it was new when the article was written. Hopefully there’s a date on it- some sites don’t show the date something was published. If there is the reader might realize that the ‘new’ Windows 1.0 is not that new.

Talking about the future, too, didn’t work out well for most writers except those that imagined a future that was compelling enough for people to work towards it.

The Impact of SEO on Content Depth

Search Engine Optimization (SEO) is a powerful tool for visibility, but its misuse has led to a formulaic approach to writing. Content creators are often pressured to prioritize keywords, meta descriptions, and search algorithms over the quality of their message. This focus results in:

  • Keyword Stuffing: Repeating the same phrases disrupts the natural flow of content, making it feel robotic and unnatural.
  • Shallow Information: Articles are designed to rank high in search results but rarely offer comprehensive insights. The goal becomes “ranking” rather than “resonating.”
  • Homogenized Content: SEO encourages following trends, which can lead to an echo chamber where originality and diverse perspectives are lost.

In an age where, in 2024, we have been talking about echo chambers for years, social networks get blamed and yet people who share content to the networks have already been in algorithmic echo chambers based on some content.

The Dilution of Meaning

When sensationalism and SEO-driven tactics dominate content creation, the essence of meaningful writing is lost. Here’s how:

  • Complex Issues Are Simplified: Topics that deserve nuance and careful exploration are reduced to soundbites or listicles, or worse yet, sticky infographics surrounded by content made to come out on top of an algorithm.
  • Authenticity Is Compromised: Writers often prioritize what sells over what matters, leading to a loss of personal voice and integrity.
  • Readers Are Left Unsatisfied: Audiences craving depth and understanding find themselves wading through superficial content, unable to uncover real value. I know this is the main issue I have and have had for decades, and increasingly so.

Finding Balance: Writing with Integrity

Does this mean we should abandon SEO and engaging headlines altogether? Not at all. Instead, writers and marketers can aim for a balance between visibility and value:

  1. Prioritize Authenticity: Write with your audience in mind, not just algorithms. Focus on what they truly need and want to learn. We all have to play the game, but we can choose how we play the game.
  2. Use SEO Strategically: Incorporate keywords naturally, ensuring they enhance rather than detract from the content.
  3. Deliver on Promises: If your headline promises something extraordinary, make sure your content lives up to it.
  4. Focus on Depth: Invest time in research, analysis, and thoughtful writing. Readers appreciate content that goes beyond the surface.

Conclusion

Sensationalism and SEO writing are not inherently bad, but when they overshadow the purpose of content, meaning is inevitably diluted. As creators, we have a responsibility to prioritize authenticity and depth over cheap tricks and fleeting trends. In a world flooded with shallow content, meaningful writing stands out—and that’s what readers remember.

And if you need pain to reinforce this, consider what happens when algorithms change and your content is suddenly not as popular. It has happened before, it will happen again. What’s worse, that content might be scraped by someone training an LLM so that it will spit out that gobblygook thinking it qualifies as ‘good writing’.

Good content, at least in my opinion, should last. That’s why Gutenberg.org is filled with classics that people want to read.

By committing to substance over sensationalism, we can create content that not only captures attention but also earns respect and fosters trust. And in the long run, isn’t that what truly matters?

Further reading:

You can revel in how the SEO works in those articles, or doesn’t.

Scraping A Living Out Of the Age of Scrapers

One of the reasons I have not been writing as much for the past for months was analysis paralysis. For years in corporate technology settings, I promised myself that I would make good on getting to writing at some point. I made a decision in the early 1990s to pay bills and help support parents rather than be the broke writer that had to compromise himself to earn a living. The world changed.

My plans I was in the process of making concrete were hit with the phosphoric acid of LLM training and competition even as I was laying the cornerstone.

My mother was a writer. She self-published in the 1970s through the 1990s by getting her poetry printed and, as far as I know, she never broke even. She kept writing anyway, and I think she was pretty good despite some of the opinions she expressed – she expressed them well.

There was one poem she wrote about how Poets were esteemed in Somalia and given prominence – I can’t seem to find it as she sadly didn’t publish it online – but the gist of it was that there are, or were, parts of the world where poetry was important. By extension, writing was important, and writing was respected.

Writers were seen as noble artisans of the written word, earning their keep through the sweat of ink that scrawled out of their hands and, later, keyboards. In today’s digital Wild West, writing for money online feels a bit like leaving cookies on the counter of a house full of raccoons. You’re crafting something delightful, but someone, somewhere, is plotting to grab it and run—no credit given, no crumbs left behind. Even online publishing with Amazon.com is fraught with such things, and the only way to keep from the dilution of your work is to dilute it yourself.

We find ourselves aliens in a world we created. Inadvertently, I helped build this world, as did you, either by putting pieces of code together to feign intelligence (really, just recording our own for replays) or our demand for fresh content that sparked imagination.

Welcome to the age of content scraping, where your genius headlines and painstakingly researched prose are more at risk than a picnic basket in Jellystone Park.

The Scraper Apocalypse: Who Stole My Blog?

As mentioned previously, I moved off of WordPress.com mainly because of the business practices of Automattic – particularly the aspect where they made a deal to use the content on WordPress.com as training data for LLMs with the default set for users to agree to it. Why on Earth would anyone agree to it?

Scraping is nothing new. Companies—and bots with names like “Googlebot” (friendly) or “AggressiveRandoBot42” (not so much)—are prowling the internet, vacuuming up your hard-earned words faster than you can type them to train their Large Language Models, or AIs. They aren’t even considered shady. And it’s not just shady websites in the far corners of the web. You don’t know who is doing it.

What’s left for you? Crumbs, if you’re lucky. So, how do you stay ahead of the scrapers while still getting paid?

Step 1: Write With a Purpose

Personally, I’m not too much about monetization and yet I drink coffee that costs money. It’s a reality for all of us, a system born into where I can’t pay my bills by sending people words.

Let’s start with the golden rule of online writing: never write for free unless it’s a passion project—or revenge poetry about scrapers. Every blog post, article, or eBook should have a direct or indirect income stream attached.

  • Direct Revenue: Ads, sponsored posts, or affiliate marketing links.
  • Indirect Revenue: Use your content to build an email list or funnel readers toward a product or service you offer.
  • Be yourself: technologies are increasingly mimicking, but they can’t do what you do.

Scrapers might steal your content, but they can’t siphon your strategy directly. They can, however, adapt quickly based on the information they get, so you have to stay on your toes.

Step 2: Build the Fortress: Protecting Your Content

If you’ve ever tried to protect your lunch from a determined coworker, you’ll understand this analogy: scrapers don’t care about rules. But you can make their lives harder.

  • Add Internal Links: Keep scrapers busy by linking to other parts of your site. If they scrape one post, they get a tangled web that leads readers right back to you.
  • Use Watermarks in Imagery: For visual-heavy posts, watermark your images with your logo or website URL. It’s digital branding in action.
  • Insert Easter Eggs: Include subtle shout-outs to your own name or brand. Scrapers might miss these, but real readers won’t. You do know you’re on RealityFragments.com, right?
  • Consider Subscriptions: Some websites allow you to close your content to subscribers, but you need consistent readers to pull that off.

Step 3: Turn the Tables—Use Scrapers to Your Advantage

Here’s the plot twist: sometimes, scrapers inadvertently help you. When your content gets stolen but still links back to you, it can drive traffic to your site.

But how do you ensure that happens?

  • Embed Links Thoughtfully: Include links to high-value content (like an eBook sales page or an email sign-up form). If they scrape your post, their audience might still end up on your site.
  • Use Syndication Smartly: Syndicate your content to reputable platforms, as few as they are. These platforms might outrank the scrapers and help your original post shine. Also note when you post to them, you should still expect your content to be scraped
  • Use LLMs to check your own work: LLMs are trained by scraping. My own writing is something I like to assure is fresh and original, so I have LLMs I installed that are disconnected from the Internet (instructions on how to do that with 0llama here) to assure the same. I’ve found it very helpful to make sure I’m original since they scrape everyone else’s content… (and probably mine).

Step 4: Embrace the Impermanence

At the end of the day, the internet is a giant soup pot, and everyone’s stirring it. You can’t stop all the scrapers, but you can focus on making your content work harder for you.

  • Repurpose: Turn blogs into videos, podcasts, or infographics. It’s much harder for scrapers to steal a voiceover than it is to Ctrl+C your text. I stink at this and need to get better.
  • Engage Directly: Build relationships with your audience through comments, newsletters, and social media. Scrapers can’t steal community.
  • Focus on Creating: A creator creates, and the body of work is greater than the sum of its parts. I think of this as the bird that can land on a branch not because it trusts the strength of the branch but because it trusts it’s wings. Trust your wings.

Conclusion: Keep Writing Anyway

Writing for a living online in an era of content scraping is a lot like running a lemonade stand during a rainstorm. It’s messy. There are periods of disheartenment. Life is not easy. But when the sun comes out—or when the right reader finds your work—it’s worth it.

So, write boldly, monetize smartly, and remember: scrapers might steal your words, but they can’t steal your voice, though Sir David Attenborough can argue that. They cannot take away your ability to be human and create.

Stay witty, stay scrappy, and may your words always pay their rent and bring someone value.